We have some truly earth shattering news, all the "so-called" news services, might not carry, Are you sitting down.... I'll wait... Are you ready... Ok... Sue and I are going to be a Parents!!! We first became aware of the baby's presence when Sue heard a tiny voice doing what I thought sounded like an absolutly flawless impersonation of Buddy Hackett. We rushed to the Doctor, and he listened to the sonogram, and we heard the same tiny voice quoting Shakespeare, not Buddy! (you can probably see how I made the mistake, right?) The Doctors and nurses were of course, amazed, let me tell you, it was pretty cool stuff. But poor Sue has barely gotten any sleep since, the baby's ceaseless operatic humming and long quantum physics theorem emanating from her uterus, last night the lil' sucker was humming JFK speeches all night, (with the accent and everything) A team of expert scientists from a prestigious university believe the child to be a super-genius (duh!)...