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L.B., a wiseacre from Manhattan writes:

Pete, Andy,
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Could it be, just like me, they long to be close to you?

Signed,
Not a Carpenter

Dear Not
Yes. And did you know birds can fly because their bones are hollow, or something like that? I know they're really light anyway. Like paper or something.

Andy & Pete